WANTED: 50 Shades books?

People won't just take owt, they'll ask for it and all. So, to kick off an occasional series of guest posts, here's one from l3knights:

hi there i know this is a long shot as they are so popular right now but i didnt know wether anyone has got these books and have finished reading them. 

Wed Jul 4 17:02:40 2012

Clearly this person needs help, so  if anyone out there is trying to dispose of used smut, give me a shout and I'll put you in touch. 


In the interim, perhaps this precis will temper the appetitie: http://bizzybiz.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/50-screams-of-hate.html