Twenty-two creamy-brownish curtain rings

Wood effect curtain rings.

Suitable for suspending curtains from curtain poles.

According to the Farrow & Ball colour guide, they’re Dorset Cream. They’re not made by Farrow & Ball, they’re just that colour is all.

7 June 2013

Big ole torch

Size is relative, of course, but chock-full of batteries I’ve no doubt that this device could serve as an impromptu cosh.

The casing is made of something like hard, black rubber, and it was manufactured by Duracell.

I’ve no idea when it last contained batteries so I don’t know what size it requires. Probably D, but don’t hold me to that.

Furthermore, what with having no batteries, I can’t test whether the bulb still works. Nevertheless, it looks robust – yeah, like a small billy club, but I said that already, right?

This torch would make an excellent decorative object in a shed or under-stairs cupboard, or maybe even the boot of a car.

NB:

This item exists only to cast light where there is darkness. It not a weapon and neither should it be used as one. Only Freecyclers who can promise a non-violent future for this item will be considered.

16 May 2013

Kettle (not working)

Brushed steel Breville kettle. Looks nice, just doesn't work is all. Well, the funky blue light functions perfectly adequately, but when it comes to boiling water, that don't really cut the mustard.

Reckon you can fix it? You can have it.

16 May 2013

White planters (three)

Suitable for housing small to middling indoor plants.

All different shapes and dimensions, but white nonetheless.

Been in the shed for a bunch of months, so they're a bit grubby. In fact, one has dried coffee grounds at the bottom, but if that's a deal-breaker I could probably hose it down.

16 May 2013

WH Smith book-keeping exercise books (two)

Two unused A4 exercise books with lots of rows and columns.

This lot also includes 3 A4 analysis paper booklets. These have a similar number of rows but a bunch more columns.

10 May 2013

Rubber stamps

THREE rubber stamps, to include:

FAXED

COPY

FILE COPY

Ideal for anyone seeking period items for a late twentieth century office.

No ink or ink pad supplied.

19 April 2013

Third-party offer: Wingback chairs and tables

Notable, if only for the incongruity of the person's ID:

Post ID 25936247
Poster dirtybitch
Location Norwich
Description These r free wingback chairs and tables ideal for church halls or clubs
Date Fri Nov 30 10:34:28 2012

> Good Morning Vicar, fancy some chairs?

> How very kind – Thank you dirtybitch.