Thursday, 6 June 2013

Big ole torch

Size is relative, of course, but chock-full of batteries I’ve no doubt that this device could serve as an impromptu cosh.

The casing is made of something like hard, black rubber, and it was manufactured by Duracell.

I’ve no idea when it last contained batteries so I don’t know what size it requires. Probably D, but don’t hold me to that.

Furthermore, what with having no batteries, I can’t test whether the bulb still works. Nevertheless, it looks robust – yeah, like a small billy club, but I said that already, right?

This torch would make an excellent decorative object in a shed or under-stairs cupboard, or maybe even the boot of a car.

NB:
This item exists only to cast light where there is darkness. It not a weapon and neither should it be used as one. Only Freecyclers who can promise a non-violent future for this item will be considered.


16 May 2013

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