WANTED: Long Soft Pine Needles

A request that amuses on multiple levels, but perhaps most to grammar pedants

Post ID 25193609
Poster TwoSiamese
Location Coltishall
Description I am trying to find long soft pine needles that have fallen off of the tree. I would like them to make baskets.
Date Fri Nov 2 11:23:18 2012

The tree! You know THE tree! The Coltishall Tree! The Coltishall Magic Tree! The Coltishall Magic Tree with the Basket-weaving Needles!

That the Coltishall Tree is somehow magic is of course an urban myth. As any fool knows, it's the elves *inside* the tree that make the baskets.