Tall bottle

Want to gift a half-litre of homemade vinegar but can’t find the right vessel? YOU NEED THIS!

Fourteen inches tall (if you include the plastic stopper) and made from clear glass, this item would suit any number of homemade liquid gift scenarios, including (but not limited to) sloe gin, flavoured oil and any number of fruit syrups.

10 January 2014

Bendix BIW 105 W washing machine

Yesterday it worked. Today it doesn't. Quite possibly it has a baby sock stuck in it somewhere (not in the filter, however - that much I worked out for myself).

Ideal for someone who knows how to fix these things.

For more info, read the manual

My arm is largely ornamental at present, so if you think it'll take two people to get this into your motor, please bring a friend.

1 November 2013

Spongey-chair-mattress-thing

Z-folding spongey item that folds from a sort-of comfy chair into sort-of mattress. Not a thing of beauty - the aztec print is pretty battered in places - but it's fine for children's doss-overs. Will store under a single bed. Assuming of course the crawl space isn't already stuffed with toys/bedding/old cots etc

7 September

Bunch of cabley bits

3 USB-device leads

2 microfilters

1 Thomson Speedtouch broadband modem

1 lead that probably has something to do with phones

2 November 2013

Brass knob

Suitable for external door

Concentric circle pattern

Made by Legge c.1980

6 September 2013

Six (6) soft foam headphone sponges (approx 40mm diameter)

Two (2) blue, two (2) red and two (2) a sort of reddy-orange colour – dirty red, if you will.

Would suit most personal stereo headphones bought in the 1980s

16 August

Dire Straits compilation tape

All killer.

No filler.

16 August