Thirty sheets of A4 graph paper

Pad used to contain fifty sheets. No idea what happened to the other twenty.

Tiny squares on ONE SIDE ONLY. Reverse is lined (to include margin).

Side 1 could be useful for drawing pixels, proposed room layouts or even graphs.

Side 2 could be useful for drafting essays, shopping lists or plans to rob a bakery.

NB This is the real deal: we're not talking that soppy low-grade blue-line stuff you get at junior school - these lines are all GREY. All of them.

Sun Jun 17, 2012 4:28 pm

A3 pinboard

Comes with a few drawing pins and an A4 poster of Chesney Hawkes (some holes) and a postage-stamp sized picture of Philippa Forrester (somewhat faded). A unique proposition.

Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:30 pm

WANTED: Any sort of bow and arrows

Can anyone help Maclaren1993 with the following request:

I have recently been watching Game of Thrones and after watching, I have been inspired to take up archery as a hobby. If anyone has an old bow slaying around, I would be grateful if they would let me have it. Thanks :) 

Date Fri Jun 29 21:57:40 2012

While we're at it, I've recently been watching Breaking Bad, so if anyone is looking to offload their old   meth lab, you know where to find me. Can collect.

Storage solutions for ladies' shoes

Solution 1: White self-assembly door-mounted rack. Holds 30 shoes.

Solution 2: Metallic extensible floor-mounted rack. No idea how many shoes it holds. Depends how far you want to extend it.

To be honest, these can hold any gender of shoe, but I figured that nothing succeeds like gross generalisation.

Please be aware of the following, however:

solution (1) is better suited to small shoes (ie ladies' or kids'shoes); it is poorly suited to strappy shoes and sandals and hopeless for boots and flip-flops and anything "man-size"

solution (2) is better for heeled ladies' shoes (eg kitten heel, stiletto heel, cone heel, prism heel, puppy heel etc) and dandy male footwear such as cowboy boots and cuban heels; it is rubbish for flip flops and tennis shoes.

Sat Jun 9, 2012 3:51 pm

Old towels

Old blue towels - ideal for animal bedding, post-ablution exfoliation or wiping up spills. Or towel fights, but that's your own business.

Sat Jun 9, 2012 3:54 pm

Cardboard tank for cat to sit in

Cat playhouse in the shape of a heavy assault vehicle. As seen on TV.

Would suit excitable kittens or biddable geriatrics. Totally wasted on my mogs.

Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:36 pm

Knackered looking fireguard

Sure ain't pretty but better than burn marks on your shag pile.

Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:30 pm