WANTED: tv

Poor Alejandra:

Post ID 25090807
Poster alejandrabas
Location thetford
Description Ineed a tv becouse where i live there is nothing to do
Date Sun Oct 28 21:55:02 2012

She's right of course. It's a dismal panorama from England's highest Norman motte: 21,588 glassy-eyed serfs with idiot-box pacifiers. Heck, they don't even have glue to sniff. And there's only so much you can do with a statue of Captain Mainwaring. 

Mr T coaster

Put your tea on Mr T!

Perfect for fool pitiers.

28 September 2012

Plastic "please do not let your dog foul this area" sign

Approx 150mm wide. Text as per short description (above), but ALL IN CAPS.

Image as follows:

1x Red silhouette of 1x dog (poss. airedale terrier)

1x Pile of dog dirt (black) struck trough with cross (red)

Comes with a hole on either side so you can screw it to your fence or nail it to your wall or tie it round a pole (eg telegraph pole)

DESIGN CLASSIC.

28 September 2012

WANTED: Gravel

By volume, I'm pretty sure this is the biggest ask I've seen:

Post ID 24134859
Poster shazzie1234
Subject Gravel wanted
Description 20 tonne of gravel needed, will need to be delivered
Date Sat Sep 22 22:16:30 2012

"Will need to be delivered"? No problem, Shazzie. You had me at 20 tonnes.

Magnets

Round yellow ones for adhering shopping lists and love letters to fridges, boilers and suchlike AND tiny cylindrical ones that are largely green and good for goodness knows what. Choking hazards by the looks.

This lot also includes a couple of ball bearings and some metal pieces shaped vaguely like circus strongmen. Aside from their affinity with the magnets, these have no purpose whatsoever.

28 September 2012

(Non flatpack) Wooden Wardrobe

Contains rail for hanging things on, shoe rail for leaning shoes on, and mirror for admiring oneself in. Also has a door (with key) and a draw. It's brown wood & pushing 30 inches wide.

Barnados came to collect it today, but despite knowing it was upstairs, refused to tackle said stairs, citing health & safety, insurance and jobsworthiness.

So here's the deal: if you can be bothered to help lift this little fella down the stairs, AND you have a suitable vehicle to remove it from my property, then it's all yours.

It must go sooner rather than later so please say when you can collect.

26 September 2012

WANTED: Jukebox

I'm playing for a jukebox ... Anyone fancy my odds?

Given that about 98% of the population just stick their iPod on shuffle, I figure there must be a whole mountain of good old-fashioned jukeboxes in this county alone.

A Wurlitzer or Rockola would be ideal, but I promise not to be fussy. I’ll stick it in the dining room, in the alcove next to the chimney. I’ve got the 45s all ready.

Nice one - Thanks!