External speakers for laptop/PC

Two desk mounted speakers that plug into the headphone socket on your computer. Require external power source. Approximately beige. Small splash stain on one - possibly gravy? Volume goes to 10.

22 September 2012

Magnetic shapes

All your favourite geometric shapes, to include rectangles, circles, triangles as well as arrows and stars.

Assorted colours.

Made by Edding.

Would look good on one of those office wallchart planny things. Or a fridge.

 7 Sept 2012

NASUWT 2012/2013 academic diary

Chock full of union blather.

Ideal for handbag or cargo-pant pocket.

With approximately 140 sq mm per day, this item could be used to record interesting facts about one's day in shorthand or very small bullet points, making it ideal for anyone whose daily achievements are not necessarily forgettable, but are forgotten nonetheless, perhaps due to hard drinking or caring for small children.

Includes the following bonus months:

• September 2013
• October 2013
• November 2013
• December 2013

7 September 2012

Socket extension wherewithal

• 3x4-way trailing extension socket 
• 1x3-way socket trailing extension socket 
• 1x3-way plug & socket 
• 1xphone cable splitter socket (so you can plug, for example, a fax and landline into the same socket) 

This awesome lot would be perfect for anyone looking to overload their electrics by plugging an additional THIRTEEN items into their home.

Obviously, in the interests of health & saftey, I'd recommend NOT doing this, not least as none of the above items advertise surge protection.

1 September 2012

Cat grooming stuff

Two textured gloves, a regular-looking brush and a more aggressive-looking vaguely wiry brush. Some cat hair may be attached.

17 August 2012

Vintage Toshiba KT-S1 Stereo personal cassette player

This is a bona fide first-generation gem from the very early 1980s. You can plug two set of headphones into this baby! (Headphones not supplied)

Built out of tanks, I swear. If an eagle dropped it on your head, it’d kill you stone dead. Needs 4 batteries and a possible repair .*

Totally awesome for collectors of this kind of thing.

*Definitely needs repair.

11 August 2012

Four (4) Allen keys

3 or 4mm.

Great for furniture assembly parties.

11 August 2012

WANTED: Woman DM needed for D&D based Adult Bachelor Party

OK, so this one doesn’t fit the usual criteria – chiefly because the wanter is prepared to pay real dollar, but the exception is worth the making. I’m pasting it in full, just in case the wanter comes up with a better idea for a stag do - for my money there's nothing like nude falconry…

Woman DM needed for D&D based Adult Bachelor Party (Pringe George's County, MD)
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Date: 2012-10-02, 2:02AM EDT
Reply to: f8ft9-3310486791@gigs.craigslist.org
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Description:
Looking for a woman with Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (specifically 3.0 or 3.5 editions) to run a game. The event is for a Bachelor Party and the "future husband to be" would prefer if the DM could be topless. With that said, I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.

Requirements:

• Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (preferably in 3rd or 3.5 Editions)

• Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.)

• It is preferable that cup size be at least C or greater.

• If books are needed it must be stated ahead of time however it would be preferable if the DM had her own.

Clientele:
There will be 5 "guys" that will be participation including myself. We are at all above the age of 24. Each of us are gentlemen and will treat the Dungeon Master with the utmost of respect.

Compensation:
I honestly don't know how to charge for this kind of service because it's not something typically done so the compensation will be negotiated. It's expected that the session last no less than 30 minutes.

Date:
A day prior to October 11th (The Day of the Wedding) would be ideal.

Location:
The location will be negotiated but priority will be give to the preference of the Dungeon Master.

Any other questions will be answered as needed. Only serious applicants need apply.

Casio Fx-85v scientific calculator (solar powered)

Complete with black case.

Plastic fascia at top needs to be glued back on. Comes with faded stickers of Garfield, Saint & Greavsie, Zig & Zag, 2Unlimited & more.

11 August 2012

Small wooden box

155mm x 20mm x 35 mm approx. Made by the Pier. Once held tea. Great for paper clips or business cards, or maybe elastic bands. Purple squares on the side. Awesome artefact. NO LID.

11 August 2012